Westpac’s rate rise has been defended by CEO Brian Hartzer, in light of the fact that, “sometimes when the economy says no, it really means yes.” Westpac have raised interest rates by 0.2 percentage points, despite no move from The… Read More ›
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Reclaim Australia Sacks Dentist
Grassroots political movement Reclaim Australia has fired its dentist after venturing outside on the weekend and getting a good look at what the rest of the country’s teeth look like. In a press release tattooed onto the neck of one… Read More ›
New Laws Apply Terrorism Groundings To 14-Year-Olds
NSW Premier Mike Bard has presented a wish list of changes to current terror laws to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, including a lowering of the age people can be “Terrorism Grounded” from 16 to 14. Attorney-General George Brandis said in a… Read More ›
Executives Wasting Millions Of Working Hours Per Year Playing With Desk Toys
A top secret report commissioned by the ASX has found that executives from Australia’s top 100 companies are spending more than 200 million work hours per annum playing with shiny metal desk toys when they should be busy running their… Read More ›
ISIS Abandons War on America: ‘They’re Killing Each Other Faster Than We Ever Could’
The Islamic State of Iraq And Syria (ISIS) has issued a statement explaining it was abandoning all plans to pursue a Holy War against the United States of America on grounds “the Infidels are slaughtering each other at a far faster rate than… Read More ›
Office Bake-Off Raises $48 For Mental Health Awareness
Employees at WorldCare Insurance, located in Sydney, NSW, have raised an incredible $48 for beyondblue to help raise awareness of mental health issues. The empathetic co-workers managed to raise such a generous amount by utilising a bake-off to encourage fellow… Read More ›
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