Yesterday saw the end of the legal profession’s favourite AFL coach, James Hird. At a press conference, Hird announced that he had reached an agreement with the Essendon Football Club board that the best course of action for the club… Read More ›
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Royal Commissioner Dyson Hayden Reveals ‘I’m Tony Abbott’s Biological Father’
Dyson Hayden, the former high court judge in charge of the Royal Commission into Trade Union Corruption, has revealed that in addition to accepting an invitation to a Liberal Party fundraiser and having links to the Liberal Party, he is… Read More ›
Police Say Neighbourly Love Will Stop Drug Epidemic
Police across the nation are taking up the Prime Minister’s baton to promote an initiative to combat illicit drug use which they say has got out of control as unemployment has climbed and boredom has set in across the suburbs… Read More ›
Mark Latham Calls For Trolling To Be Taught In Schools
Former Opposition Leader and the only man that the taxi industry has recommended try using Uber, Mark Latham, has called for schools to add trolling to the curriculum. The move comes as Latham “resigned” yesterday as a columnist from The… Read More ›
News Corp Editors Dismayed By End Of Photoshop Trial Period
Daily Telegraph editor Colin Sludge is one of many News Corp editors left with no idea what to put on the front page of their newspapers now the company’s initial four week trial download of Photoshop has expired. “I was… Read More ›
Politicians Want Speedy Conscience Vote On Marriage Equality So They Can Go Back To Voting Unconscionably
Members of Australia’s federal parliament are keen for a conscience vote on marriage equality to take place as soon as possible so they can go back to voting without having to consult any kind of moral compass. “It’s hard work… Read More ›
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