Community furore over inexpiable expense claims has collected another victim as Michael Clarke, captain of the Australian cricket team, has announced he’ll be resigning from Test cricket. The resignation follows the revelation that Mr Clarke has claimed travel expenses for a holiday… Read More ›
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AFP Claims Altruism Behind Its Support Of Sri Lankan Police Department
Questions dog the government’s use of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as a tool to execute behind the scenes foreign policy objectives by supporting the notorious Sri Lankan Criminal Investigation Department (CID). In the usual show of solidarity in foreign… Read More ›
Uber To Begin Providing Brain Surgery
After having successfully captured a large portion of the taxi market, ride sharing network Uber is now going to take on Australia’s hospital system by starting a rival brain surgery service. “If anyone with a car and a mobile phone… Read More ›
Australians Finally Have Reason To Boo Sportsmen Besides Racism
Australian sports fans have rejoiced at the stunning dismissal of the Australian Cricket Team for a measly 60 runs, capitalising on the opportunity to boo high level athletes that doesn’t involve racism. The Australian cricket team were ousted in 18.3… Read More ›
People With Pointless Jobs Don’t Earn Very Much Money, Study Finds
An overwhelming majority of people who perform useless or next to useless jobs earn well below the average median income, a study from the University of North Sydney has found. Academics Isaac Fletcher and Bernice Patterson conducted interviews with 1400… Read More ›
Army To Use Kevin Andrews’ Hair As Armour
Australia’s special forces troops are to be supplied with a special lightweight body armour created from the same bullet resistant material as Defence Minster Kevin Andrews’s hair. “This stuff is twice as tough as Kevlar and almost as flexible,” said… Read More ›