After getting giddily swept up with enthusiasm for the excellent performance of the Matildas at the recent football World Cup, Aussie sports fan Brad Partridge reckons it would be awesome if we “also had a chick’s cricket team”. “Our babes… Read More ›
The Federal opposition leader, Bill Shorten, has revealed his strategy for getting Labor elected at the ALP annual conference over the weekend. The strategy is designed to wrong-foot the government by agreeing with everything they say and thereby confusing them… Read More ›
Former Governor of California and Shakespearean actor Arnold Schwarzenegger has offered to personally kill global warming in an epic one-on-one battle. “I’m tired of these geo-meteorological girly scientists who are trying to defeat the greenhouse effect with data and expert… Read More ›
Australia’s wankers have threatened to go on strike unless cafe owners restore their right to make use of free WiFi while spending all day long looking deeply creative and typing stuff on their tablets. “It’s extremely important that people know… Read More ›
Greece’s finance minister revealed several new measures overnight to stop the country from sliding into bankruptcy and to keep it inside Eurozone. The new measures include holding the Olympics on a yearly basis, with Greece selling the franchise at least once per year… Read More ›
Reclaim Australia said it was “deeply saddened” at the request by former Cold Chisel frontman Jimmy Barnes to refrain from playing any of his songs at their rallies, pointing out that “Khe Sanh is the only song we know”. In… Read More ›
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