The leader of South Australia’s least popular party the Australian Conservatives Cory Bernardi has demanded that the c**t’s at the ABC behind the skit that called his colleague a c**t apologise for their appalling disrespect. “The ABC has gone too… Read More ›
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ABC News 24 Rebrands To Become ABC Comedy
The ABC’s 24 hour news channel will be relaunched as a 24 hour comedy channel without having to change any of its content. “We realised we were wasting our time and money making scripted comedy content when all we needed… Read More ›
One Nation Demands The ABC Put More Fruit Into Pyjamas
One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›
Australian Social Justice Warrior coming Soon to ABC2
Adapted from the Newtown improv game, ‘The Floor is Fascism’, contestants will have to endure five stages of fast Facebook blocking, recycling/sorting, and holding overhead placards over their heads for the longest period of time in a gruelling protest simulation…. Read More ›
Peter Dutton Does Not Care About People Who Don’t Like Potatoes
Minister for Immigration and aspiring super villain, Peter Dutton sat down with The (un)Australian for a profile piece where he talked about his hopes, dreams and indifference towards people who don’t like potatoes. The Minister said of people’s food tastes: “Look Australia… Read More ›
Quadrant Magazine Defends Itself By Saying: “Yasmin Adbel-Mageid Started It”
Quadrant Magazine has defended publishing an article which called upon the ABC’s Ultimo offices to be bombed by stating that: “ABC Presenter Yasmin Abdel-Mageid started it by dissing Anzac Day.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for Quadrant magazine further defended the… Read More ›