The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Abbott Says Australia Should Move Its Israeli Embassy From Tel Aviv To Nauru
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on his colleagues to consider moving Australia’s Israeli embassy from Tel Aviv to ‘beautiful’ Nauru. “I know my good friend President Trump has talked of moving the American embassy from Tel Aviv to… Read More ›
Liberal Party Introduces 50% Quota For Bullies
Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has announced that it will introduce quotas into their candidate selection process to ensure that the party is always represented by at least 50% bullies. “We’ve heard what people have said about quotas and we’ve listened,”… Read More ›
Turnbull Sends Dutton Strawberries As Gesture Of Reconciliation
Malcolm Turnbull has gifted Peter Dutton hundreds of punnets of strawberries in an effort to show that he has no hard feelings following the recent leadership crisis that cost the former PM his job. “I’ve vowed not to be like… Read More ›
PM Morrison Pledges To End ‘Dutton To Human Conversion Therapy’
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised the Australian people an end to the controversial ‘Dutton to Human conversion therapy’ that was recently unsuccessfully trialed in Australia over the last month. “We thought we had the techniques and methods to turn… Read More ›
Nation Stunned As New PM Goes A Week Without Being Challenged
The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›
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