Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, famous for once knighting a Prince, has joined Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton in calling for Australia’s rugby union team the Wallabies to be renamed ‘the All Whites.’ “I believe a lot of Australians would… Read More ›
The Australian people are today in shock to learn that Bill Shorten not Tony Abbott is the countries official opposition leader. The discovery was made when a press conference was held to announce the opposition’s tax changes for pensioners policy… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce and Tony Abbott are to replace Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise. Which will be filmed in the coming weeks in and around Canberra, Armidale and Manly. “We saw… Read More ›
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister conduct a Royal Commission into the member for New England’s sex life. “It’s time we get to the bottom of this no pun intended and get it all out… Read More ›
A defiant deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has escalated his ongoing feud with Malcolm Turnbull by pledging to bang a Staffer on the Prime Minister’s own desk. “The Australian public and more importantly Australian businesses don’t want to hear about… Read More ›
Following the success of Vegemite 2.0 and Vegemite chocolate it has been announced that vanilla Vegemite will be launched this week to commemorate Australia day. With jars to invade the shelves on Friday January 26th. “We always have our ear… Read More ›
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