The Coalition has brought back conscription to fight against the forces of the ABC, Fairfax and the Guardian in the Culture War. “We simply haven’t got enough enlisted cultural warriors to write derangedly psychopathic opinion pieces in the Herald Sun,”… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott fresh off a round of interviews with TV, radio, podcasts, newspapers, friendly grocers and random people he’s met on the bus has spoken of how impressed he is with former Australian Cricket captain Michael Clarke… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, fresh off a back flipping tour of Europe, has been announced as the head of a new fish tank, which has been bought and paid for by a wealthy benefactor to the Liberal Party. Speaking… Read More ›
The spectacular re-emergence of Pizza Shapes has put new wind into the sails of Tony Abbott as he contemplates his own potential return to the top of Australian politics. “Everyone thought we’d seen the last of the humble Pizza Shapes… Read More ›
In a special Canberra edition of the reality TV show Married At First Sight bachelor Tony appears to be delighted with his new bride, Ipswich fish and chip shop owner Pauline. “She’s an absolute babe and we seem to have… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and self-avowed anti-sniper Tony Abbott has filmed a special feature for ABC TV’s 4 Corners program to show the world that he isn’t undermining his replacement, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Abbott said: “Look I… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 