Senator Eric Abetz, the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich has demanded Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull override the Australian Of The Year selection panel and appoint former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Australian of the year. Speaking to The… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›
Tony Abbott On Track To Do More Interviews As A Backbencher Than As Party Leader
Former Prime Minister and volunteer fire fighter Tony Abbott is attempting to give more broadcast interviews in his remaining time as a backbencher than he did during his five year stint as party leader. Since leaving office with a pledge… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Calls For A Royal Commission Into The Royal Commission
Former Prime Minister and on-line shopping enthusiast Tony Abbott has today given a speech in which he called for a Royal Commission into the Royal Commission into the response by institutions, including the Catholic Church, to child sexual abuse. Speaking… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Condemns The ABC For Employing Questionable Characters Like Himself
Herald Sun columnist and the most read blogger to ever appear before the courts Andrew Bolt, has today condemned the ABC for employing questionable characters, after it was announced that Bolt himself would be filming a documentary for the network. At… Read More ›
Re-Animated Corpse Of Tony Abbott Spotted Prowling Corridors Of Parliament House
A team of professional zombie hunters has been hired to stand guard over parliament house in Canberra after several eyewitnesses reported sighting the decaying corpse of former PM Tony Abbott shuffling around the building. “I was scrubbing dried up spit… Read More ›