Another Pete Evans cookbook has been removed from the shelves amid fears the “easily-led” Prime Minister was under its influence when he ate a raw onion in Tasmania on Friday. The controversial cookbook is the third Pete Evans tome to… Read More ›
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Clive Palmer Reeling After Losing Another Dinosaur, Vows To Hold Wang Tight
Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›
‘Stop Being Mean To Tony’ Says Turnbull, Trying Hard Not To Smirk
“Let’s not use this latest incident as another ‘let’s-bash-Tony-Abbott’ occasion,” Coalition frontbencher and Preferred Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the press today, while desperately trying to suppress a smirk. The Prime Minister In Waiting was speaking after yet another gaffe/deeply offensively racist comment… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Radicalised By ISIS Propaganda
Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a statement to parliament today revealed he had been radicalised by ISIS propaganda. Mr Abbott told the house he had been searching death cult websites in an effort to design a counter propaganda program when… Read More ›
Howard Released After Heart Scare After Tests Confirm He Still Hasn’t Got One
Former Australian prime minister and world-renowned eyebrow groomer John Howard was released from hospital on Saturday after suffering a heart scare. Doctors released Mr Howard after tests confirmed the longest-serving PM since his conservative hero Robert Menzies still didn’t have one. The… Read More ›
Abbott Announces 300 More Troops For Iraq, 900 To Fight Hitler
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced Australia’s “next phase” in international military intervention by committing 300 troops to Iraq and 900 to 1944-era Germany. In an announcement held on Tuesday, the Prime Minister reaffirmed Australia’s commitment to the destruction of… Read More ›
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