Australia’s self professed most-read blogger and bias expert, Andrew Bolt has today spoken of the marriage between the Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff Peta Credlin and her husband, federal Liberal Party director Brian Loughane, condemning it as a leftist conspiracy to bring… Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Australian Government Lists Roy Morgan Research As A Terror Group
The Australian government has today listed Roy Morgan Research and a number of other polling agencies as terror organisations. The government warning citizens not to access their polls as they promote divisiveness and fear, particularly among government backbenchers. A government… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On CSIRO To Build A Time Machine So He Can Take Out Hitler
Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
Exclusive: Abbott’s Original Terror Draft Leaked
With Prime Minister Tony Abbott addressing Parliament to announce a new ‘security crackdown’ focussing on immigration, citizenship status and access to welfare to combat terrorism, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal the contents of of Mr Abbott’s unedited proposals. Despite several opportunities for… Read More ›
Director Michael Bay To Cast Metadata In New Transformers Movie
Director Michael Bay, of Transformers, Bad Boys and Bad films fame has today announced he has struck a deal with the Australian Government to cast Metadata in his new Transformers film. An excited Bay told The (un)Australian, “I am ecstatic… Read More ›
Australian Census To Be Replaced By Family Feud
The Prime Minister has announced that the Australian Census will be replaced by episodes of Family Feud. ‘I have two words for you,’ said Mr. Abbott rearranging deck chairs. ‘Survey Says!’ The Prime Minister has stated that the 104 year… Read More ›