Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister and newly appointed IPA coffee boy Tony Abbott has told his friends and colleagues that he plans to lead this year’s Anzac Day March, in acknowledgement of his frequent participation in culture wars. ”I have always… Read More ›
Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›
Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
The Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has reached out to NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and invited her to join him for some much needed R&R in the Philippines with some ping pong and chill. ‘’I know what it’s like… Read More ›
Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican. ”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He… Read More ›
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