Tired of always being the last country to march into the stadium at the Olympics, the people of Zimbabwe have taken to the streets after the deposing of Robert Mugabe demanding the new government change the name of the nation… Read More ›
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Julie Bishop Unveils Death Stare That Can Reach North Korea
A terrified Kim Jong Un has begun dismantling his nuclear weapons stockpile after learning that Australia’s acting Prime Minister possesses a death stare capable of reaching Pyongyang. “We can neither confirm nor deny that Australia is responsible for the death… Read More ›
World Fears Enduring New Series Of M*A*S*H As Korean Tension Escalates
The world stands on the brink of having to watch a whole new season of M*A*S*H as leaders decide how to respond to Kim Jong Un’s testing of an intercontinental ballistic missile. “If war breaks out the west will have… Read More ›
Trump Demands Germany Repay Cost of Making “Hogan’s Heroes”
Angela Merkel has rejected claims from Donald Trump that Germany owes the US vast sums of money to cover the costs of producing the TV show “Hogan’s Heroes”. “This show is one of, in fact the most important docu-dramas about… Read More ›
Kim Jong Un’s Other Brother More Than Happy To Let Him Have The Top Bunk
The other brother of Kim Jong Un has eagerly offered the North Korean supreme leader the coveted top bunk in the bedroom they share following the mysterious death of their other brother at a Malaysian airport. “Jong Un has always… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Blames The UN For His Inability To Buy Zooper Doopers
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›
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