The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
With the end of the parliamentary year in sight Scott Morrison’s cabinet have done a whip around with everybody chipping in to buy Senate Leader Matthias ‘Numbers Man’ Cormann a calculator for Christmas. “In an ideal world we would have… Read More ›
Tasmanian Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has called on his fellow Australians to go out and have a Gaytime in support of Streets in their ongoing industrial dispute with their workers. “I implore the people of Australia to wrap their tongues… Read More ›
The Fair Work Commission has reduced the amount of toppings that Coles workers get on the pizzas they receive for doing unpaid work on Sundays. “You used to get a full super supreme pizza for doing unpaid Sunday work but… Read More ›
Australia’s hamburglars are being denied thousands of dollars a year in wages due to a sweetheart deal cut between their employer McDonald’s and the Associated Hamburger Pinchers and Caped Stripey Shirt Wearers Union. “The company knows that peak hamburger stealing… Read More ›
An Australian Union has condemned ISIS over their latest video release which depicts a young child being involved in the execution of Russian spies. The Union has condemned ISIS over their use of under-age workers. A spokesperson for the Convict,… Read More ›
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