Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
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David Attenborough Announces Doco Series About Rats and Ibises After Biodiversity Loss
The BBC Natural History Unit has announced that it will be producing an eight part documentary series on the life of rats and ibises in the wake of the United Nations report on biodiversity that predicts the earth is in… Read More ›
Zimbabweans Demand Nation Be Renamed Something Beginning With The Letter “A”
Tired of always being the last country to march into the stadium at the Olympics, the people of Zimbabwe have taken to the streets after the deposing of Robert Mugabe demanding the new government change the name of the nation… Read More ›
Australian Parliament To Replace United Nations General Assembly
The United Nations will dismantle the General Assembly after realising that the Australian parliament is already fulfilling its role of providing a place where citizens from all countries of the world can gather to make laws together. “It used to… Read More ›
Will Putin’s Girlfriend Be Best Dressed WAG At Tonight’s Syrian Peace Talks?
Fashion fans are holding their breath in anticipation at who will be the best dressed WAG on the red carpet at tonight’s UN Security Council talks on Syria. “The bombers have always had the best dressed WAGS so keep your… Read More ›
“UN Is Unelected Swill” Says Man Elected With 77 Votes
Malcolm Roberts has used his maiden speech in parliament to courageously chide the United Nations as unelected swill, gaining massive approval from the 0.00000321 per cent of the Australian population which placed him number one on their ballot papers. “The… Read More ›
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