Greg Hunt has assured the United Nations that Australia’s dodo population are thriving and there is no need to place them on a list of endangered species. “Everything’s fine down here, we’ve got dodos up the wazoo,” said the Minister… Read More ›
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UN To Continue North Korea Sanctions, Denying The Country Hairdressers
Following news this week that Kim Jong Un’s North Korea tested an hydrogen bomb, the United Nations has announced it will keep in place sanctions denying the country access to hairdressers. North Korea has long taunted the West with its flirtations… Read More ›
UN Defends Itself Against Accusations Of World Conspiracy By Pointing To ‘Long History Of Ineffectiveness’
The United Nations has hit back at Tony Abbott’s business adviser Maurice Newman’s claims that global warming is a UN-lead conspiracy to usher in a new world order, pointing out how their structural impotence prevents them from effecting any legitimate change. “The United… Read More ›
Ban Ki-Moon Calls Leadership Spill
United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon has announced a ballot for the leadership of the United Nations following weeks of mounting speculation about a challenge from former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Last Thursday, reports appeared in Fairfax papers that Mr Rudd… Read More ›
UN Warns of Global Warming Catastrophe if Courtney Love Burns Her Dolce & Gabbana Collection
United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon says Courtney Love must not burn her excessive Dolce & Gabbana collection if the world is to avoid the worst impacts of climate change, saying it could arrive a century earlier than modeling without… Read More ›
Tony Jones To Mediate Peace Talks In Iraq
Lateline presenter and occasional guardian of democracy Tony Jones has been appointed by United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon to mediate peace talks between the Islamic State of Iraq and the Lavant. The appointment comes in recognition of Jones’… Read More ›
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