The US people head for the polls on Tuesday faced with the difficult responsibility of deciding how they want their country to fall screaming into hopeless oblivion. “The nation must choose wisely between wretched despair and calamitous dissolution,” said President… Read More ›
Donald Trump was bundled from the stage by the Secret Service at his Nevada rally after reports that a man in the crowd was not carrying a gun. “We were afraid that a member of the audience might have been… Read More ›
A special crack unit of the United States Secret Service has begun learning how to throw themselves out of the path of oncoming bullets meant for Donald Trump should the Republican Party nominee successfully win the November election. “My role… Read More ›
The 2016 American presidential campaign has panned out as predicted with long time favourite Hillary Clinton maintaining a healthy 12 point lead over her Republican opponent, obscure New York businessman Don Trump. “We’ve been hard pressed to find anything at… Read More ›
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
Foxtel’s History Channel is starting to make a series of documentaries about presidential candidate Donald Trump in preparation for the inaugural “Trump Week” that will be a highlight of its programming schedule in the year 2086. “We’re going to be… Read More ›
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