The people of Australia have reacted angrily to the execution of two of its citizens by the Indonesian Government with calls to boycott popular tourist destination Bali and instead holiday in more compassionate destinations such as Saudi Arabia or Texas.
The (un)Australian spoke to central coast resident Siobhan Smith outside a Flight Centre store, after she had just booked a holiday to Texas, with Siobhan explaining her decision, saying: “I used to love Bali, with the cheap shopping and cocktails however I just can’t believe they killed those guys, I mean I stand for mercy. So this year I’ll be holidaying in Texas.”
We pointed out to Siobhan that the state of Texas like Indonesia also enacted capital punishment to which she replied: “Yeah but the Texans only kill people who deserve it like murderers, the Bali guys were different they didn’t kill anyone and they were sorry.”
Trips to Texas can be booked through any Flight Centre store, currently you can buy a trip to Texas including flights, accommodation and tickets to witness an execution for the low, low price of $5990.
Mark Williamson
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