Russian palaeontologists have announced the discovery of a complete fossil of an obese dinosaur in Siberian mud cake deposits.
“We theorise that the Boombahsaurus has become bogged down in the mud cake while feeding and then been covered over by a sudden storm of whipped cream” said scientist Vladimir Lysenko. “We’re hoping to find a really big museum to put him on display.”
Sunshine Coast entrepreneur Clive Palmer said he was not going to house the Boombahsaurus at his Coolum dinosaur park, but did express interest in the mud cake.
Peter Green
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