Millionaire property owner Israel Folau has launched a new Go Fund Me campaign calling on his friends and followers to give generously so that he can get a new full back tattoo quoting the scripture Leviticus 18-20.
“God has spoken to me and told me to spread the word and what better way to do that than with a full back tattoo,” said Mr Folau. “The idea has been met with much excitement from my friends and family.”
“Why Alan Jones was positively delighted when I told him about it.”
When asked whether he had actually read Leviticus 18-20 in full particularly the part about not working on the sabbath or getting tattoos Mr Folau replied: “No that only applies to gay people not me. The bible is clear, if you are gay you are going to hell. If you are gay you must not work on the sabbath or get tattoos.”
“For non-gay people all you need to do in order to go to heaven is not be gay. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to try and thread a camel through the eye of a needle.”