Australian Senator and part-time reality TV contestant, Pauline Hanson, has demanded to know why there is no white Friday sales.
”How dare the whites be discriminated against! Screeched Pauline, ”There’s black Friday sales and even EOFYS sales, but us whites are left to fend for ourselves.”
”It’s just not right, what even is EOFYS anyway, some middle-eastern thing no doubt.”
When it was explained that EOFYS stood for end of year financial sale, Senator Hanson said: ”Well how are people meant to know that.”
”For too long the people who voted for me have been discriminated against, I mean expecting them to be able to spell.”
”I have had a gutful of this Albanese Government and will now be off to raise funds to fight it and if I have enough left over I might just go and take a cruise.”
”Want to buy some gin?”
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