The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is set to appear on the SBS show Who Do You Think You Are, in an effort to track down his roots.

”As you get older you tend to get a bit wistful and nostalgic for past encounters,” said the member for New England. ”You wonder what happened to your old high school crush, or that girl you met in the copy room.”

”Sure, some of them get in contact with you with paternity suits and the whatnot, but not all of them.”

When asked how many little Barnaby Joyce’s could be out there, the shadow minister for home and foreign affairs said: ”Ah, who knows, no one cares, well the media do and I guess my current squeeze probably does, but besides that.”

”Anyway, we should be more focused on the cost of living with Albo. He lied you know.”

”Last time I lied it was front page news and I lost my house.”

”Well, got to be off, I saw some good sorts down at the parliament house canteen, must go down and press the flesh so to speak.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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