Following dismal results in the latest News Poll polling the Opposition’s leading advocate of numerology, Sussan Ley, has called upon colleagues to rebrand their toxic energy plan and call it nnuclear ppower.
”Numerology has done wonders for me, so I can’t see why it won’t work for the Coalition,” said Susssan Ley. ”People will really get behind nnuclear ppower, as it really rolls off the tongue.”
‘Barnaby Joyce got very excited when I mentioned rolling off the tongue.”
When asked when the Coalition would be releasing full details, including costings of their nuclear policy, Sussssan Ley said: ”We’ve given the most important detail and that is the number seven.”
”As in there will be seven sights, this will bring great spiritual energy to go along with the nuclear power.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see the Parliamentary sign writer to see if I can get a few more S’s added to my office door.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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