Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he is puzzled by Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, being upset by people eating pussy.
”I understand that for men of a certain generation there is a bit of reluctance to go the growl so to speak,” said the member for New England. ”But, times have changed, you know, for years we have said let’s 68 and I’ll owe you one, well fellas it’s time to pay it back.”
”Ladies, if you’re fella is not doing the groundwork so to speak, give me a call.”
When told that President Trump was talking about people eating cats and dogs as opposed to performing oral sex, the member for New England said: ”Well that makes a bit more sense then.”
”I mean look at Melania, to pull a chick that hot of course you’d have to be willing to go the growl.”
”Not sure though why he’s up in arms about people eating their pets, hasn’t he ever been to a farm?”
”I’ve had many Sunday lunches where I knew the roast by name.”
Mark Williamson
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