King Charles has spent the weekend in Sydney laying low trying to avoid former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, the man who demoted the King’s Dad from a Prince to a Knight.

”The King was keen to get out and about and maybe visit the races, but then Tony got in touch with him via WhatsApp,” said a Royal Insider. ”It’s not that the King doesn’t like Tony, just that one does get sick of talking about the good old days.”

‘The King’s Father, Prince Philip, went to his grave seething about being demoted to a Knight.”

When asked whether the King would be out and about for the rest of his trip, the Royal Insider said: ”He did go to church yesterday, conveniently timed for when Tony was on one of his little bike rides.”

”As well, he is off to somewhere called Parramatta, apparently if Tony were to travel there from his place via public transport it would take a week or so.”

”The King also may be popping down to Warringah mall, he needs to get the PM a house warming gift.Do you know anywhere that sells suits of armour?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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