The Federal Greens Housing Spokesperson and a man who takes his time to walk past a mirror, Max Chandler-Mather, has held a press conference to talk of how flattered he is to learn that last weekend’s Queensland election was allegedly all about him.
”I am a very important fellow you know, both my Mum and Daddy Adam tell me so on a daily basis,” said Max Chandler-Mather. ”The people of Queensland deserve to hear more from me quite frankly.”
”In fact we will be going to the next Federal election demanding that should Labor need us to form a minority Government then Albo needs to appear in a buddy cop film alongside me.”
When asked whether of not he and the Greens would reflect over the Queensland election and perhaps course correct, Max Chandler-Mather said: ”Correct what?”
”Albo is the one who needs to start taking us seriously.”
”Why just the other day I tried to call him to invite him to a drum circle and it appears as if he has inadvertently blocked my number.’
”He shouldn’t do that, I am Max, I’m special don’t believe me then go and ask Daddy Adam.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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