Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken a moment away from celebrating the LNP’s Queensland election win to discuss how much bigger the win would’ve been had the party moved further right.

”A win is good but you know it could’ve been a landslide if only they had taken a step to the right,” said Sky News Commentator Andrew Bolt. ”They teased us by talking about abortion but then they pulled out.”

”Pulling out is good sometimes, like when talking about Australia’s membership to the UN but not when talking about abortion.”

When asked whether the Queensland election could show Peter Dutton a path to Government, low-rating TV host Andrew Bolt said: ”Peter knows that the best way to get into Government is to go right.”

”Right across the country and sit under the learning tree that is Gina Rinehart.”

“Gina is a focused individual that doesn’t let anything from family to children get in the way between what’s hers and what’s mine.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find a new coterie of people to turn into villains.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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