Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, has taken a moment out from their Trumpian celebrations to launch a plea to Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to move further right on his policies.

”Peter needs to stop trying to appease the Teal seats and throw some red meat to the base,” slurred Sky News host Andrew Bolt. ”Come out strongly against abortion and well women for that matter as well.”

”Repeal the racial discrimination act and let us be able to call a spade a spade.”

When asked if he was serious about the right-wing Dutton moving further to the right, Andrew Bolt said: ”Of course I’m serious, do you think I’m joking?”

”I never joke, well, unless of course I’m at the club with the gents, then I can get a bit bawdy.”

”But you can’t joke at the moment, what with all the woke inner-city elites.”

”Never fear, good old Petey Dutton will soon wipe the smile off their sneering faces.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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