
Peter Dutton’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has put the call out to all the swimmers she ‘sponsors’ to ask if one of them could be so kind as to start a podcast.
Preferably a podcast similar in style and reach to the Joe Rogan Experience, which some are claiming was instrumental in Donald Trump’s re-election.
”Gina really went down a Rogan rabbit hole whilst she was in America,” said a Spokesperson for the Billionaire. ”Her new pal Elon put her onto it and she started with a few Bert Kreischer episodes and next thing you know she was hooked.”
”She loved the story about the machine and was very interested in the healing effects of micro-dosing magic mushrooms.”
When asked whether Gina would be able to get a similar podcast up and going in Australia, the Billionaire’s Spokesperson said: ”Well, she owns a heap of athletes, so, surely one of them would have a bit of charisma and an interest in bringing down the deep state.”
”There’s no Olympics between now and the next Australian election so to all the swimmers and rowers, get out of the water and into the studio.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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