Beleaguered broadcaster, Alan Jones, has come out strongly against the Albanese Government’s planned crackdown on social media, which will ban users under the age of 16.

”This Government is way off track, how will the kiddies be able to meet influential men,” said Mr Jones. ”The youth of this Nation need someone to get behind them and push them to glory.”

”I weep for all the lost opportunities.”

When asked for comment on the charges laid against him, Mr Jones said: ”I would like to comment but my lawyers have advised me to not say a thing.”

”This woke nonsense has gone too far, but, never fear with Trump in the Whitehouse and dear Peter Dutton soon to lead this Nation I shall be pardoned.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a long day and my Butler has promised me something special for dinner.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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