Low rating news and opinion channel, Sky News Australia, has anointed alleged racist, Peter Dutton, as the white man to lead Australia.
”Enough of this Albanese chap,” said Sky News’ only reporter to be found guilty of breaching the racial discrimination act in a court of law, Andrew Bolt. ”Give me Peter any day of the week.”
”Dutton is a strong name, and that is what is needed for a strong country.”
When asked how the network could assess Peter Dutton to lead the country given that he and his party are yet to release one costed policy, Mr Bolt said: ”It’s not the policies that matter, it’s the vibe of Peter that matters.”
”We’ve seen that Peter is not afraid to have a go at the Africans, Pacific Islanders, the French.”
”He’s not afraid to call a spade a spade, even to their face.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me. there’s a scare campaign out there somewhere that I need to find and cheerlead.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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