Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he has been doing the hard yards when it comes to Coalition policy, and will soon be announcing that he plans to convert the controversial, American designed Project 25, to the metric system.

”The Americans are so far ahead of us in the culture wars and I promise that I will do all I can to bring Australia up to speed,” said the Opposition leader. ”Why just this week one of my underlings brought the abortion debate back to the papers.”

”Stay tuned to what we have planned next, I’ll give you a hint, it involves a wall.”

When asked whether adopting Project 25 would take the Coalition to far to the right, the Opposition leader said: ”Our problem is that we are not far right enough.”

”Tune in to Sky News, they have their finger on the pulse (LOL), they know that the 25 Australians that tune in to the Bolt Report want us to go hard against immigrants and put Women in their place.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a very important meeting with a one G Rinehart. She has some ideas that she wants to run by me.”

Mark Williamson

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