Australia’s next Prime Minister, according to the country’s press pack, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out whether or not he will blow, billionaire Clive Palmer’s trumpet in order to form a minority Government.

”Clive is someone I admire deeply and someone who I see as a vital part of Australia’s future,” declared Prime Minister in waiting, Peter Dutton. ”He has everything that I value in an Australian, money, power and a hatred of the Albanese Government.”

”If I hadn’t already promised Gina the role of my right-hand billionaire then I’d definitely consider Clive.”

When asked for his thoughts on this week’s interest rates cut, Peter Dutton said: ”Oh they were cut, sorry, must have missed that, Angus told me they were raised.”

”But, regardless, it’s time for Anthony Albanese to step aside and give me the reigns.”

”It’s time to make Australia great again, not just for the Gina’s and Clive’s but also the Scott’s and Johnny’s and don’t forget the little Peter’s.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, tonight is the night Gina has her hair washed, so I best be off to make sure she is not left waiting.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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