The Australian media’s preferred PM, Peter Dutton, has spoken out over the sacking of Triple M radio shock jock, Marty Sheargold. Saying that cool heads need to prevail, as if we villanise Marty too much it may make young men feel ostracized and fed up.

”We all say the wrong things on occasion, heck, I once said sell when I meant buy to my broker after I heard a red hot stock tip, thankfully that got cleared up and I made a pretty penny, but, regardless, let’s not hang Marty out to dry,” said the Opposition leader. ”Young men in this country need to be nurtured and encouraged, not ostracized.”

”The Matildas need to put on their big girl pants and let this one slide.”

When asked why he was seemingly always on the wrong side when it comes to Women’s issues, the member for Dixon said: ”For too long men have been the victim.”

”You hear of a woman being murdered and there always quick to blame the partner.”

”An Australia I lead will be one where boys will feel safe to be boys.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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