Angus Defends The Coalition’s New Slogan Of ‘No Girl’s Allowed’

The Liberal party’s next leader (spill pending), Angus Taylor, has defended the party’s new slogan of ‘no girls allowed’.

”Look, our party isn’t stuck in the 50’s we just believe that women have a place,” said Angus. ”And that place is not in our party room, well except for the tea lady.”

”Sussan does a great job making sure we all get our tea and biscuits.”

When asked how the party expected to get women to vote for them when they don’t appear to represent them, Angus Taylor said: ”Good job, Angus. Well done, err, I mean we are the party of women.”

”Sure, we don’t have many of them on our benches but we always have our eye on them.”

”Don’t believe me, just look at Barnaby Joyce, a woman comes in to the room and he’s all over her.”

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