Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called for a two state solution to solve the problem of those who didn’t vote for the Albanese Government.

”This so-called Government does not have a mandate to speak for me,” said failed politician turned Sky News host Peta Credlin. ”I didn’t vote for them, my audience didn’t vote for them, all 6 of them.”

”So, Albo, it’s time for you to start catering to me, the noisy minority.”

When asked why the Government should listen to a station that rates as lowly as Sky News, Peta Credlin said: ”’Low-rating Sky, fake news. Fake news.”

”Why just last week my colleague Andrew Bolt had 13 people tune in to his show, 13. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find something to rant about for tonight’s show. What’s the PM’s dog’s name, Toto? Why not Fido, that ought to kill 10 minutes of my show.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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