The Coalition’s pick for Australian Mother of the year, Gina Rinehart, has been heard gushing about Coalition MP, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, describing her as the best politician that money can buy.

”Gina is a big Jacinta fan, she loves anyone who when asked to jump says yes Lord Rinehart,” said a Spokesperson for the Tycoon. ”With Gina’s backing Jacinta will go a long way.”

”Prime Minister Price and Governor General Rinehart, has a nice ring to it, eh.”

When asked how Jacinta could become PM given she is a Senator and also a backbencher, Gina’s Spokesperson said: ”What Gina wants, Gina gets. I’m sure we can find Jacinta a nice safe lower-house seat.”

”Heck, Sussan or Angus could give her their seat.”

”Maybe Sussan, Angus could be useful to keep around, you always need a good patsy.”

Now, if you’ll excuse me, Gina needs someone to walk her dog, I wonder if Barnaby’s free.”

Mark Williamson

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