The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit).

”I’ve had the same office since 2016, except for four years when I was wrongfully kicked out, and it’s always been a balmy 70 degrees,” said the President. ”These doom and gloom scientists talk about floods, fires and catastrophes, there’s been no floods in the Whitehouse.”

”Well, you know except for that time that JD Vance was staying over and he wet the bed, but we know it wasn’t him, it was probable Antifa.”

When asked why he seemed to ignore science in favour of his own opinion and of those around him, the President said: ”All my life I’ve had a good group of people around me that tell me what a good job I’m doing and saying yes to my every decision.”

”Not many people can claim that you know.”

”Besides, I’m the President, what I say goes, now it’s time for my morning diet coke, you need to leave now.”

Mark Williamson

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