Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Albanese Government hold a parliamentary enquiry into adult star, Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men sex stunt.
”We need to get to the bottom of what this Bonnie Blue is really after,” said the member for New England. ”I mean 1057 roots, that’s, that’s something, I mean dear God, imagine how big the pile of frangers would be.”
1,057, you wouldn’t be putting notches in your bed head more likely chopping down a forest.”
When asked why the Government should waste resources to investigate an overseas adult star, the member for New England said: ”It’s not a wast it’s an opportunity.”
”This Bonnie Blue lass is attracting a lot of attention why are we not trying to get her out here to Australia?”
”I know a lot of men who’d be keen to help her with her endeavours, I mean we’re doing for science, aren’t we?”
Mark Williamson
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