Australia’s ambassador to America, Kevin Rudd, has reached out to the member for Hume, Angus Taylor, to discuss the benefits of white anting amongst other topics.
”I saw Sussan Ley on TV the other day and she had a few words aimed at Myself, so I thought, Kevin, you should reach out more to the Coalition and see what they are thinking,” said the US Ambassador. ”So, I got on the blower and had a lovely long chat with Angus Taylor.”
”Terrific fellow, very keen to chat detail and miniature, especially when it came to knifing.”
When asked whether he felt any anger towards Sussan Ley over her call for him to be sacked, Mr Rudd said: ”Of course not, I’m a whole new Kevin, very zen like.”
”The old Kevin would have retreated to his room, let off a few expletives before sitting down to digest Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War.”
”The new Kevin however, simply picks up the phone and has a chat, whether it’s with Angus Taylor, JD Vance or whoever else is available.”
”The friend of my enemy is not an enemy but rather a potential ally, hoo roo.”
Mark Williamson
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