Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy.

”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley. ”We sat down and looked at Barnaby’s demands and we we can do that.”

”Sure, it won’t win us an election but it will keep the member for New England in the tent so to speak.”

When asked why the party had spent so many years, bordering on decades arguing over energy policy, SS Ley said: ”The Coalition is a broad church and sometimes they like to argue with broads in church.”

”It’s simple, Australia will soon realise that Mr Albanese is not the man to lead this country and then they will come back to us.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, we have another meeting tomorrow and I’ve been tasked with bringing a plate.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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