Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet.

”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us both not liking foreigners and thinking climate change is a hoax, said One Nation’s leading racist. ”So, why not have him over to knock back a few jars of prison wine.”

”People love my prison wine, heck a few people have even shanked for it.”

When asked what conversation topics the two will cover, Ms Hanson said: ”Oh, you know the usual, climate change is a hoax, Gina Rinehart is a generous Saint, ordinary everyday chat.”

”We will also be listening to some good tunes as well, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock, none of that Joy Division stuff.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and check on my wine, I heard someone flush just then and I hope they haven’t done so in my brewing toilet.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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