The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have a nice Christmas break.

”It’s not a matter of if, it’s more when Andrew will bone Sussan,” said a Coalition insider. ”Yes, Angus thinks he will be the next one to lead, but we all know that ain’t gonna ever happen.”

”I mean Angus Taylor in charge, dear God we may as well hand our seats over to Albo now.”

When asked why the party was in such a hurry to ditch their leader Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, the Coalition insider said: ”Sussan was only ever a placeholder, someone to clean up the mess that Dutton left behind.”

”Do you really think the party of Howard and Morrison would allow a female to take them to an election?”

”Seriously, we are the Liberals not the Chickrals.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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