Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil’ Jamie’s company, Crown, to pay a bit of tax.

”It’s a bloody joke, I’m a Packer I don’t pay tax,” ranted Billionaire James whilst sitting on the back of his mega yacht. ”Victoria should be more like NSW, in Sydney they let me build a Casino shaped like my schlong.”

”They even call it Packer’s Pecker.”

When asked why he was so bitter and twisted over Dan Andrews, given the Premier has long since retired, Billionaire Jamie said: ”Cause the prick cost me money.”

”That tax money that he took from me could have helped pay for another solid gold toilet in my holiday home.”

”Now I have to dip in to my hard inherited savings to buy that toilet.”

”Bloody Andrews.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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