Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad.

”Malcolm is ok, he had a bit of a difficult day yesterday but after we got him an ice cream and we sat and watched the trains for a few hours he settled down nicely,” said One Nation Matriarch Pauline Hanson. ”Poor little thing, he overheard Barnaby telling an intern to call him Daddy, and it triggered him a bit.”

”Malcolm need not worry about Barnaby wanting him to call him Daddy.”

When asked what role Barnaby Joyce would play in the party, Senator Hanson said: ”Barnaby will be there to mentor the next generation of young bigots.”

”He’ll have a team of interns under him and he will make sure that they never walk alone.”

”Watch out Australia, next year is going to be a year where One Nation or more specifically, Barnaby Joyce, will be rammed down a lot of throats.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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