Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party.

”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and we’ll be all good, but to not get invited to the bucks party, come on,” said the member for New England. ”You can’t have a bucks party without good ol’ Barno, who’s gonna organise the rippers?”

”I mean, yeah, K Rudd knows a few but still.”

When asked what he planned to pursue now that he was on the cross bench, the member for New England said: ”Interns, just kidding, it’s a joke Joyce.”

”I plan to call for a thorough review of the PM’s bucks party.”

”I want names, pictures and timelines. I will be personally interviewing every stripper in Canberra just to make sure they are not withholding any evidence.”

”Private Detective Barnaby reporting for duty.”

Mark Williamson

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