One Nation leader (for now), Pauline Hanson and Australia’s most prominent adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, have announced that they will be getting together to record a Christmas single: Six White Boomers.

”Barnaby and I were hitting the Friday night karaoke and we thought people need to hear more of our voices,” said interim One Nation leader, Pauline Hanson. ”So, we got on the blower to lil’ James Ashby and he said let’s bung out a Christmas single, for cash.”

”By cash of course we mean charity, One Nation runs many charities that benefit many of our candidates.”

When asked if choosing the song, Six White Boomers was somewhat problematic given it was originally recorded by Rolf Harris, the One Nation leader said: ”’How can Rolf be problematic? He’s handicapped, the poor bloke has three legs.”

”Sure, he may have gone a bit too far by showing his middle leg to kiddies, but it doesn’t mean that Six White Boomers should be banned.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Barnaby’s organised a little intern talent show to celebrate the end of the year.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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