Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write.

”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,” said One Nation’s head honcho (for now, right Barnaby) Pauline Hanson. ”Why can’t these arty types get behind good old Aussie traditions, like a ute muster or a lynching.”

”Not everyone likes reading, or is able to do so.”

When asked given their seemingly now mainstream appeal what One Nation would be offering the voters in the lead up to the election, Senator Hanson said: ”We offer an alternative to those that think that going to a writer’s festival is a great way to spend a day.”

”We are the not so silent majority, we are the bus racists, the poo joggers, we’re angry and we’re going to do something about it.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to meet with some interns to let them know that Barnaby is a touchy felly type of boss.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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