Australian cartoonist and future star of the ABC’s Media Watch program Bill Leak has expressed anger and dismay that his newspaper cartoons are only ever printed in black ink. A spokesperson for the cartoonist told The (un)Australian: “Bill’s not inkest, he just feels that… Read More ›
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Ageing Muppets Sacked From Sesame Street
Hundreds of muppets are tonight living rough after being evicted from their homes due to the gentrification of the iconic Sesame Street neighbourhood. “Property developers have moved in on what they consider to be prime inner city real estate making… Read More ›
NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
Every Doco Ever Made About Rise Of 1930’s Fascism Now Redundant
The world’s documentary makers have switched off coverage of the Republican National Convention and started downloading applications for unemployment benefits after realising that there is no need to ever make another movie explaining the rise of nazism. “What’s the point… Read More ›
We Were On Painkillers When We Hired Eddie McGuire Admits Channel Nine
Television network Channel Nine has apologised for hiring Eddie McGuire and blamed the decision on painkillers and antibiotics it had taken while recovering from some low ratings. “We were as high as a kite and for some reason thought Eddie… Read More ›
Line Up For The Festival Of Stupid Ideas Announced
The line up for the latest Festival of Stupid Ideas has been announced and this year, organisers believe they have outdone themselves with stupidity. With Andrew Bolt, Pauline Hanson and Cory Bernardi headlining, event organiser Mitch Brown told The (un)Australian: “Last… Read More ›