Head of Australia’s household Rupert Murdoch is desperately trying to find a gentle way to break the news to the family that Tony Abbott needs to be put to sleep. “He’s been a good and faithful Prime Minister but the… Read More ›
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Sharri Markson Wins Walkley, Learns Basic Literacy For Uni Exposure
The Australian’s media editor Sharri Markson has won the prestigious Walkley award for investigative journalism for her exposẻ on the left-wing bias of university academics. In October, Markson, who was yet to learn of the existence of mature age students,… Read More ›
Target, Kmart Pull GTA V. Parents Sent To JB Hi-Fi Instead
Target yesterday announced its decision to remove copies of the controversial R-rated game Grand Theft Auto V (GTA V) from their shelves in response to a petition signed by 41,000 people who were protesting the game’s sale at the family-friendly… Read More ›
Margaret And David Finally Break Sexual Tension
The ABC’s film review program At The Movies screened its final episode this week with hosts David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz bidding farewell to Australian audiences after a decades long partnership in broadcasting. The final episode was an historical event in… Read More ›
The Last Hobbit Film, Five Armies, To Be Split Into Five Separate Films
Peter Jackson, director of the wildly successful movie adaptations of JRR Tolkien’s thinly veiled racist allegories, has announced this week that the final instalment of The Hobbit will be made into five separate films. Each movie will run for approximately… Read More ›
News Corp Columnist Correctly Identifies Twitter Parody Account
In an Australian first, a columnist for the Murdoch press has successfully identified a Twitter parody account. The Daily Telegraph’s Jacob Willis was adding the final touches to his weekly column “Willis and Won’ts” when a colleague emailed him a… Read More ›
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